BEST HELP REQUEST EVAR!!!!!11

Found this from Tom Kyte. The subject alone tells everyone that this dude is serious and you are lucky to even have the chance to help him: URGENT URGENT PLZ READ B4 OTHERS VERY URGENT NO TIME WASTERSThe poster uses an perfect storm of IM speak, arrogance, stupidity, and the... [Read More]
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Oracle PL/SQL Best Practices and Common Mistakes

Eddie Awad dug up some videos from Quest Software of PL/SQL-god and Borat-hater Steve Feuerstein talking about the best and worst of PL/SQL programming.The videos offer some tasty advice, including tips on writing cleaner, more modular code, and use of BULK COLLECT and FORALL to improve mass data processing performance,... [Read More]

Quick Review of Oracle on CentOS (RHEL) 5

Hampus Linden, the Swedish werewolf in London, has posted a light review of Oracle on CentOS 5, the latest release to match the new RedHat Enterprise Linux 5. CentOS is basically RHEL without the paid support, great for testing/development environments.

SQL for the Childrens

Gary "Igore" Myers, upon hearing the glad tidings of Pete Finnigan's parental status, has produced a handy (if not a bit cheeky) SQL primer for the kids. Maybe I can teach my 21-year-old brother-in-law some SQL now as well.
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sprintf() in PL/SQL

René Nyffenegger has hacked up a PL/SQL implementation of sprintf(). I haven't done too much in PL/SQL, but I didn't have much a problem with lpad() and rpad(). But who doesn't love good old sprintf() otherwise?